shutterinfear wrote: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
The Time Capturer wrote: -A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?)
-Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
Baydream wrote: A couple was on their way to get married when they were killed in a tragic accident.
When they approached St. Peter, they asked if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said he didn't know and would check and told the couple to wait.
Three weeks went by and St. Peter finally returned and told them Yes, they could get married in Heaven.
The couple said they had been thinking about it and also wanted to know that if it didn't work out, could they get divorced in Heaven. St. Peter said that would be really tough to answer. He told them, "If it took me 3 weeks to find a priest in Heaven, how long do they think it will take him to find a lawyer?"
Stealthy Ninja wrote:
The Time Capturer wrote: -A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?)
-Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
There is no next life. Only death, then judgement.
Laugh at THAT one.
OK OK a joke.
Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: Who cares, it' s a bloody chicken for crying out loud!!!11
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