Euphemism Game

8 years 9 months ago #449957 by Martha Bronter
exotic dancer for stripper


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8 years 9 months ago #450030 by John Landolfi
"I want to spend more time with my family" for "they kicked me out"


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8 years 9 months ago #450081 by Shiela Simons
I am living the dream!- unemployed 


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8 years 9 months ago #450108 by John Landolfi
enjoy your golden years for you're too old to work here


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8 years 9 months ago #450162 by Kim Chui
home for the aged- the home of the forgotten 


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8 years 9 months ago #450189 by John Landolfi
senior moment for I can't remember...


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8 years 9 months ago #450213 by Tamara Dowell
"with all due respect" - the words you are about to hear is meant to disrespect you. 


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8 years 9 months ago #450291 by John Landolfi
"your submission doesn't quite fit in our current parameters" for "your stuff sucks"


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8 years 9 months ago #450370 by Stella Marize
Rated 18 - Almost Porn 


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8 years 9 months ago #450413 by John Landolfi
"free continental; breakfast" for "stale rolls and vaguely coffee -flavored liquid"


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8 years 9 months ago #450447 by James Sencil
armed political rebel for terrorist 


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8 years 9 months ago #450449 by John Landolfi
light beer for bilge water


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8 years 9 months ago #450487 by Amelia Wilson
escort from premises or kicked out/thrown out of building


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8 years 9 months ago #450574 by John Landolfi
collateral damage for "oops"


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8 years 9 months ago #450614 by Martha Bronter
terminated for Mafia-style killings


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