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10 years 1 week ago #14622 by Karl Wertanen

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear

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10 years 1 week ago #14624 by Alex

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to

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10 years 1 week ago #14625 by Alex

Yasko wrote: "HOLY RUN-ON SENTENCES, BATMAN!"

LOL okay, time out. I just got done compiling everything we got so far. In the few cases where two replies were given for a previous post, I just combined them in a way that made sense...relatively. Also, there was need of additional prepositions, tense changes, and quote extensions a few places here and there, but nothing that changes the story at all. It's pretty strange and hillarious at times. Enjoy!


I logged onto Photographytalk to see what was going on with photography exploding really fast like a bomb. Then the shutter shut the door and continued to a place called Mordor - “One ring to throw the doctor in the fire?!" screamed the bunny frozen solid, its voice muffled by screaming silence. Her tormentor approached with red eyes. Slowly he raised and didn’t raise quite the fuss on doing hair. “Rinse, lather, repeat. Wax on, wax off, young grasshopper”, said the old monkey from the African jungle gym, sitting on my ass....aka donkey, in a backyard with my BBQ and kiddy pool with a giant salad fork and beer in hand, ready to throw down a fight. It was all on, just like Donkey Kong in drag, smoking a pipe filled with the bones of the left foot of the hokey-pokey who lost an ankle when he jumped from the burning tree branch into a puddle of muddy water, which shook the socks right off the socks guy, who was the red Ninja from white Ninja school, who traveled from the USA to another mythical country and lost himself in a Commie for which he read Marx aloud and thought about what he had in his little Oregon Ducks hat that smelled like a bunch of dead fish on a van down by the Susquehanna River. Then he started cheering the ducks of my subject, which was the way the cookie wins arguments. So, it punched out the front door which broke Grandma and Grandpa’s dentures. “The dentist was drunk on laughing, a natural high that caused hallucinations based on cheese”, said the man, as he munched on some crackers and talking celery in the cartoon that he imagined on one dark and stormy night. The rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind from the backside. A smell emerged from the bottom of the murky......


Man how long did that take you?! :lol: Awesome job bro, yeah that is a bit of a run on sentence, and then some!

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10 years 1 week ago #14632 by Stealthy Ninja

Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time

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10 years 1 week ago #14642 by Alex

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time


with out aging

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10 years 1 week ago #14648 by Stealthy Ninja

Alex wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time


with out aging


. Suddenly a giant

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10 years 1 week ago #14661 by Alex

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time


with out aging


. Suddenly a giant


appeared out of

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10 years 1 week ago #14662 by Stealthy Ninja

Alex wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time


with out aging


. Suddenly a giant


appeared out of


a strange soup

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10 years 1 week ago #14666 by Alex

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time


with out aging


. Suddenly a giant


appeared out of


a strange soup


bowl of rice

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10 years 1 week ago #14670 by Stealthy Ninja

Alex wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

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Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time


with out aging


. Suddenly a giant


appeared out of


a strange soup


bowl of rice


. "This totally makes

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10 years 1 week ago #14681 by Alex

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

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Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time


with out aging


. Suddenly a giant


appeared out of


a strange soup


bowl of rice


. "This totally makes


me look larger

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10 years 1 week ago #14682 by Monster

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Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time


with out aging


. Suddenly a giant


appeared out of


a strange soup


bowl of rice


. "This totally makes


me look larger


than I really


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10 years 1 week ago #14685 by Stealthy Ninja

Monster wrote:

Alex wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

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Alex wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time


with out aging


. Suddenly a giant


appeared out of


a strange soup


bowl of rice


. "This totally makes


me look larger


than I really


perceive myself to

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10 years 1 week ago #14687 by Alex

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Monster wrote:

Alex wrote:

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Alex wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time


with out aging


. Suddenly a giant


appeared out of


a strange soup


bowl of rice


. "This totally makes


me look larger


than I really


perceive myself to


be." What do

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10 years 1 week ago #14694 by Yasko

Alex wrote:

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Monster wrote:

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Alex wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote:

Alex wrote:

Karl Wertanen wrote:

Stealthy Ninja wrote: smoldering eyes of

Dead Shultz'z rear


who seemed to


move in time


with out aging


. Suddenly a giant


appeared out of


a strange soup


bowl of rice


. "This totally makes


me look larger


than I really


perceive myself to


be." What do


the smurfs think


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