the story so far on 3 word thread

13 years 3 months ago #16726 by photobod
The story so far, exactly as written.
I logged onto photography talk to see what was going on with photography exploded very fast like a bomb then the shutter shut the door and continued to a place called mordor one ring to call the doctor throw in the fire "throw the doctor in the fire" screamed the bunny frozen solid its voice muffled by screaming silence her tormentor approached with red eyes slowly he raised and didnt raise quite the fuss on doing hair rinse lather repeat wax on, wax paint the fence off young grasshopper said the old monkey from the african jungle jim sitting in my ass...aka donkey backyard with my bbq and kiddy pool with a giant salad fork beer in hand ready to throw down a fight it was all on just like do nkey kong in drag smoking a pipe filled with the bones of left foot of the hokey pokey who lost an ankle when he jumped from the burning tree branch into a puddle of muddy water, which shocked the socks right off the sock guy who was the red ninja from white ninja school who travelled from the USA to another mythical country and lost himself in a commie for which he read marx aloud and thought about what he had in his little oregon ducks hat smelled like a bunch of dead fish on a van down by the susquehanna river then he started cheering the ducks oif my subject which was the way the cookie wins an argument, so it punched out the front door which broke grandma and grandpas dentures the dentist was drunk on laughing, a natural high that caused hallucinations based on cheese said the man as he munched on some crackers and talking celery in the cartoon that he imagined on one dark and stormy night the rain fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals when it was checked by a violent gust of wind from the backside a smell emerged from the bottom of the murky smoldering eyes of dead shultz'z rear who seemed to move in time without ageing suddenly a giant appeared out of a strange soup bowl of rice this totally makes me look larger than i really percieve myself to be, what do the smurfs think of having to perform shakespeare for ungrateful people who like to throw backward leg cramps up into the air just like mike, the mythical ant queen rests her case of becks beer upon boris the the hunters raccoon hat that can talk hurrah I then walked to the next chocolate hot dog, dont force me to break the legs of princess would be unwise cause gravy runs up your nose and out your ONE THOUSAND POSTS which is quite spectacular to see very well done for being a guy from red eye infected school who thought he was allergic to stealthy ninja and gravy, a combination of lobster holocausts with artichoke salsa planes trains automobiles spelling doom for the big green george foreman fat reducing machine because elvis has got burning love and acid reflux "whats that smell" I say dont light a match or you know you will be reaching for the moon that the cow defecated on once after the farmer fed it wine and cheese that ultimately caused the end of the

I would worry Alex the membership seems to be infected with crazy people
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13 years 3 months ago #16996 by avery
How enduing with a final 5 words?

"world as we know it."


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