photobod wrote: Ok bartender, a double vodka and soda on the rocks please, forget the stale nuts, do me a steak, how wud I like it done ??? just rip its horns off and wipes its arse , could you put some decent rugby league on the screen, Ah a pool table I see, can I sit on it while the lap dancers entertain me, thankyou , photograph!!! dont mind if I do, get my best side in please , cheers, yes I want her on my lap , is that a gun I have in my pocket, no hunny I am just pleased to see you , oh I see you are using a green screen yeah Scotty has one of those, dont use a red one if Stealthy ninja comes in are those birds in the cages, wow eagles, PENNY GET YERSELF DOWN HERE, dont forget that new camera what you havent bought it yet!!!!, whoah thats a huge steak Alex, cheers for everything mate.
photobod wrote: Ok bartender, a double vodka and soda on the rocks please, forget the stale nuts, do me a steak, how wud I like it done ??? just rip its horns off and wipes its arse , could you put some decent rugby league on the screen, Ah a pool table I see, can I sit on it while the lap dancers entertain me, thankyou , photograph!!! dont mind if I do, get my best side in please , cheers, yes I want her on my lap , is that a gun I have in my pocket, no hunny I am just pleased to see you , oh I see you are using a green screen yeah Scotty has one of those, dont use a red one if Stealthy ninja comes in are those birds in the cages, wow eagles, PENNY GET YERSELF DOWN HERE, dont forget that new camera what you havent bought it yet!!!!, whoah thats a huge steak Alex, cheers for everything mate.
I'm sure this one will do for your lap dance ?
Yes please
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vipergts831 wrote: How is everyone doing here! My name is omar and im new to this forum. Just looking to get to know the place.
Did you bring anyone else with you?
When the last candle has been blown out
and the last glass of champagne has been drunk
All that you are left with are the memories and the images-David Cooke.
Crystal, behave you are now going to get allsorts of offers, erm which beach and when
lol
Virgina Beach
May 11 2011 at 1am
Aren't you married?
When the last candle has been blown out
and the last glass of champagne has been drunk
All that you are left with are the memories and the images-David Cooke.
Crystal, behave you are now going to get allsorts of offers, erm which beach and when
lol
Virgina Beach
May 11 2011 at 1am
Aren't you married?
technically married, realistically seperated
www.dcimages.org.uk
"A good photograph is one that communicate a fact, touches the heart, leaves the viewer a changed person for having seen it. It is, in a word, effective." - Irving Penn
When the last candle has been blown out
and the last glass of champagne has been drunk
All that you are left with are the memories and the images-David Cooke.
brought my own tea and have enjoyed the comedy act in this thread. You are all quick and witty.
@Alex good luck with PT and your dreams for it. Will help in any way. Have enjoyed visiting here and meeting the talented photographers willing to share.
Crystal, behave you are now going to get allsorts of offers, erm which beach and when
lol
Virgina Beach
May 11 2011 at 1am
Cant make it Crystal thats my sons birthday he will be 26. can we rebook that
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"A good photograph is one that communicate a fact, touches the heart, leaves the viewer a changed person for having seen it. It is, in a word, effective." - Irving Penn
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, could you put some decent rugby league on the screen, Ah a pool table I see, can I sit on it while the lap dancers entertain me, thankyou
, cheers, yes I want her on my lap
, is that a gun I have in my pocket, no hunny I am just pleased to see you
, oh I see you are using a green screen
yeah Scotty has one of those, dont use a red one if Stealthy ninja comes in
are those birds in the cages, wow eagles, PENNY GET YERSELF DOWN HERE, dont forget that new camera
what you havent bought it yet!!!!, whoah thats a huge steak Alex, cheers for everything mate.
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