Best of Craigslist. NSFW (Don't open if colorful language offends you)
DOPE ASS PIMPED OUT LENS
This is a dope-ass, pimped out Tokina 11-16mm f/2.8 lens. YEAH you saw that right! 11-16mm. MOTHERF*****R'S wide-angle. It sees more than a COCK-EYED CHAMELEON.
If you are looking at this post than you have already read the reviews and know this lens is P.I.M.P. DX-Nikon mount to turn your BORING ASS D7000 into a stone-faced lady killer.
Why is this LENS SO PIMP? To quote my boy LUDA
It's big and reckless,
MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT A MIDGET HANGING FROM YOUR NECK-less.
YOUR SMART, you already know the biggr the lens, the better the photographer.
Actually, AS MY GIRFRIEND SAYS, it's not that big. IT'S JUST THE RIGHT SIZE.
SHIT'S WIDE. DIDN'T YOU READ WHAT I SAID BEFORE?
In a tight room? Make that shit look like the inside of HODOR's HEAD.
Taking pictures of your friends doing bunny hops? F*****G STOP that shit and pick up a SKATEBOARD, THEN GO OUT AND TAKE PICTURES OF THEM OLLYING. BOOM. EPIC. Croshaying coozys for your CUCUMBERS?BOOM. EPIC. EATING SPAGHETTI Os? BOOM. EPIC.... DAMN where did you get spaghetti Os? I haven't had those in years. Damn, I'm hungry.
BUT WAIT? What's the aperture again? Can I take it out at night and treat it to a nice dinner? FUCK YEAH! 2 point GOD DAMN 8.... YOU HEAR THAT? THAT's USAIN BOLT CRYING because this lens is repping Japan in the next Olympics and he knows he's gonna LOSE. FAST.
SHARP-ASS COPY. YOU THINK A HUSTLER LIKE ME IS GOING TO SIT BACK AND GET BURNED? Ordered one from Amazon and it was soft, sent that shit back along with a toe so they knew I meant business - Big Lebowski style. GOT the sharpest copy in their warehouse.
OHHH SNAP! Ken Rockwell is in da HOUSE! --- "The Tokina 11-16mm f/2.8 AT-X is the best ultrawide zoom available for Nikon DX cameras, better than even Nikon's more expensive 12-24mm AF-S DX."
-Ken 'Da Bokeh Killah' Rockwell.
ALL THESE DOPE PICTURES WERE TAKEN WITH THIS LENS. (except the pictures of the lens. BUT I DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL AN INTELAGINT PERSON LIKE YOU THAT.)
$20 discount if you bring a can of SPAGHETTI Os to the transaction.
$50 OFF if we meet at a public spot like a coffee shop and you bring the cash and spaghetti Os in a briefcase. We switch 'merchandise' at which point you will inspect the lens and I will produce the can and only the can from the briefcase and inspect it and then make the transaction.
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