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12 years 8 months ago #123363 by The Time Capturer
Seems like a good time to post this:


Sure, practice makes perfect but, unless you learn from your mistakes, you are only perfecting your ability to fail.
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12 years 8 months ago #123371 by Dori
Took me a minute or so.... :rofl: :rofl:

Don't pi$$ me off, I am running out of room to store the bodies...

Resident Texasotan...

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12 years 8 months ago #123663 by Stealthy Ninja
hahahahha I don't get it. :huh:
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12 years 8 months ago #123705 by chasrich
I'm also having a problem making sense of this... Is that the joke? Ha ha ha ha ha ... OMG... Ha ha.

“Amateurs worry about equipment, professionals worry about money, masters worry about light, I just make pictures… ” ~ Vernon Trent
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12 years 8 months ago #123709 by Stealthy Ninja
Maybe it's a Canadian thing?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: MAPLE SYRUP!
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12 years 8 months ago #123792 by The Time Capturer
Maybe you'll understand this one:


Sure, practice makes perfect but, unless you learn from your mistakes, you are only perfecting your ability to fail.
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12 years 8 months ago #123796 by Dori
Typical... :rofl:

Don't pi$$ me off, I am running out of room to store the bodies...

Resident Texasotan...

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12 years 8 months ago #124102 by Stealthy Ninja
LOL

How many Canadians does it... MAPLE SYRUP.

Dang it didn't even get to finish my joke...
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12 years 8 months ago #124179 by chasrich

The Time Capturer wrote: Maybe you'll understand this one:


:rofl: Nice one... :judge:

“Amateurs worry about equipment, professionals worry about money, masters worry about light, I just make pictures… ” ~ Vernon Trent
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12 years 8 months ago #124184 by Baydream

Stealthy Ninja wrote: LOL

How many Canadians does it... MAPLE SYRUP.

Dang it didn't even get to finish my joke...

At least that's one thing they don't make in Hong Kong.

Shoot, learn and share. It will make you a better photographer.
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12 years 8 months ago #124921 by Dori
Bubba and Cooter


Bubba and Cooter were sittin' on the front porch when a large truck, hauling
rolls and rolls of sod, went by.

"I'm agonna do dat when I win the lottery," said Bubba.

"Do what?" asked Cooter.

"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.

Don't pi$$ me off, I am running out of room to store the bodies...

Resident Texasotan...

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12 years 8 months ago #124922 by Baydream
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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12 years 8 months ago #125029 by Baydream
The Italian Mistress

An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to
their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says
she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we
get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in
the garage and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large bank
accounts. But.... the decision is all yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe
on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Tony?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Shoot, learn and share. It will make you a better photographer.
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12 years 8 months ago #125040 by chasrich
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

If you are attacked by clowns, go for the juggler.

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12 years 8 months ago #125069 by The Time Capturer
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

Sure, practice makes perfect but, unless you learn from your mistakes, you are only perfecting your ability to fail.
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